I'm Not Old

I'm Not Old

Charcoal / S
$24.99 USD
Skip to product information
I'm Not Old

I'm Not Old

$24.99 USD
Color
Size

Secure checkout • Clear fulfillment

Digital products are delivered electronically and require no shipping. Physical products are made to order; delivery time varies by product and destination. Review sizing and product details before ordering.

Shipping details · Return policy

This relaxed, durable tee brings a grin to anyone who lives by DIY fixes and Saturday wrench sessions. A bold, colorful graphic — “I’m not old, I just need WD-40 and some duct tape” — sits on the chest alongside playful illustrated tools and hardware. The medium-weight cotton feels sturdy yet breathable and keeps its shape through hands-on work and long weekends. Wear it to the garage, the hardware store, or a casual hangout to show off a sense of humor that comes from a lifetime of tinkering.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durability and breathability
- Tubular knit without side seams for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed graphics on chest, sleeves, and inner neck
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified, and meets safety and EU warranty standards

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean