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This classic cotton tee carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek graphic that reads like a wink from someone who collects stories and laughter instead of things. The artwork pops with neon colors and playful, vintage-inspired items arranged around a cartoonish figure — a design that sparks conversation and shows off a confident, slightly mischievous sense of humor. Wear it to bring color into ordinary days: layered under a jacket for an evening out, slipped on for casual meetups, or worn while tinkering on creative projects. The shirt’s relaxed crew-neck silhouette and midweight cotton make it comfortable for everyday wear, while the high-resolution print holds its detail through washes so the image stays vibrant. It’s the kind of tee that settles into your rotation and always gets a smile (or a raised eyebrow) when you walk in the room.
Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) — breathable and durable.
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner drape.
- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and resist stretching.
- High-detail prints using DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork to preserve vibrant color.
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, EU 2-year warranty, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
“I’m Not Vanity, I’m Just the Limited Edition Everyone Regretted Not Keeping”
$29.99
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$29.99
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Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) — breathable and durable.
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner drape.
- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and resist stretching.
- High-detail prints using DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork to preserve vibrant color.
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, EU 2-year warranty, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean